i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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