He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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