scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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