so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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