i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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