told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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