Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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