either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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