yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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