he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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