got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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