She said her name was "party"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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