i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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