We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Randomize