Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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