also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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