they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The air taste purple.
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