So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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