her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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