I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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