If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Small penises have feelings too.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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