you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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