We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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