Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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