these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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