we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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