This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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