Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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