Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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