We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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