my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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