she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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