There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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