why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
