4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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