I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
