Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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