Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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