he thought i was a dude.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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