Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize