You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Randomize
