Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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