if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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