What did we do last night that was yellow?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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