You really coming over, don't trick.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I want to be your penis for a week.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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