i don't like sucking hair
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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