do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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