I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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