she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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