Fuck appropriateness.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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