Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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