But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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