No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if only i could text you this smell
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
